New Underoos Highlight the Untapped Phallic Potential of Mario Bros.
Why it took so long for someone to emblazon a Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant on the crotch of some underoos, I’ll never know.
From Nintendopedia:
“A Piranha Plant is an enemy in the Mario Series. The enemy is a large plant with a round head and a mouthful of teeth that will pop out of a pipe usually. His first game was in Super Mario Bros. where he would pop out of a pipe, and if Mario was right next to the pipe, he wouldn’t come out. Though they are usually in pipes, they sometimes aren’t, such as in Super Mario Sunshine where all the Piranha Plants are on ground.”
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- April 9th
